1) The VIP area buffet. It consisted of mushroom risotto, lasagna, meatloaf, salmon, calamari steaks, ginger coleslaw, tomato/basil/mozzarella skewers, roasted vegetable sandwiches, clam chowder, a fruit plate, a wine bar, and all new Red Bull Cola. Brilliant.
2) The fake breasts. I'd never really seen so many in real life, because I avoid Huntington, but there were loads of them making their way through the contest site, scaring kids, making crude jokes, ruining the family atmosphere. Breast implants are up there with face tattoos and poverty, in the category of things that make you look funny.
Lookydem cutoffs
3) The cutoffs! Brandon Guilmette from Hurley and Kolohe Andino from the future both were wearing cutoffs. Torrey Meister asked Brandon why he was always wearing girls' pants, which led to a lengthy debate about pants vs. shorts vs. shants vs. cutoffs. The point is, scissoring up your clothes is coming back, which means in a few months we'll have new clothes for sale in shops that look like they've been cut up. Go green by slicing up your own pants and not buying new ones, then brag about how eco-conscious you are, all while drinking a new Starbucks Vivanno. Because it's made from plants.
Lookydem cutoffs!
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